mwanakijiji
04-30-2010, 08:02 PM
Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.
And to men who can handle it!
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.
And to men who can handle it!