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mnyilula
05-12-2009, 10:57 AM
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher
told the man that this donkey had been trained in a
very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The
only way to make the donkey go,is to say
"Hallelujah!"; the only way to make him stop is to say
"Amen!" The man was pleased with his purchase and
immediately got on the animal to try out the
preacher's instructions."Hallelujah!", shouted the
man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!", shouted the
man.
>The donkey stopped immediately."This is great!",
> said the man. With a "Hallelujah", he rode off very
proud of his new purchase.The man traveled for a long
time through some mountains. Soon he was heading
towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to
make the donkey stop. "Stop", said the man. "Halt!",
he cried. The donkey just kept on going. "Oh No!,
Bible!, Church!, Please Stop!", shouted the man. The
donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting
closer and closer to the edge of the cliff. Finally in
desperation, the man said a loud prayer:"Please,Dear
Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the
edge of this mountain. In JESUS name, Amen."
>The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from
the edge of the cliff. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man.
>You can guess what the donkey did after that!!!!!!!!!

MAHESABU
06-20-2011, 09:05 AM
Tehe tehe tehe.the day is good today